Entrance fee to sight-see for lizards: free of charge.
Best time to do lizard spotting: middle of the night.
Location of lizard spotting: The Kitchen. There are about 2-3 vibrant lizards of the domestic species living in its 'natural' habitat which is the kitchen. Its hangout place: behind the dustbin, under the toaster and under the bread-maker. Feeds on: I dunno what. leftover food?
Health Status of the species: FAT.
Other habitats in the lizard farm: Amy's room. (wonder if the lizards sleeps with me) Feeds on: er... Amy's dead skin cellsrand hair? eww.. Or maybe Amy's ant residence in her room. Or mosquitoes. Wah. what a perfect ecology system. Mating calls everynight in Amy's room. Maybe Amy is just too attractive. *wink*
Amy love lizards. But not the ones in her house. Those are gross. She likes cartoon lizards. And Iggies. And those that do not slither and jump around like the ones she have at home. Eww.
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