I believe everyone has heard of the werewolf before. Every full moon, a man morphs into a wolf. But have you heard of the were-panda? Its actually quite a common phenomenon. It hits students, late at night, deep in the semester, where workload is heavy, the panda morphormation takes place. Compared to the werewolf, the werepanda is a much friendlier creature. It is practically harmless, and depending on the individual... sometimes it prances around looking like a zombified but dreamy idiot, other times it drags it itself along as limp as a dead fish.
Symptoms of the were-panda:
Dark eye rings under the eyes.
Active at night, weary by day
Hideout is in a modern looking cave, with a lamp and lots of books
It is possible that there may be a great number of were-pandas living amongst you. Or even worse, YOU might transform into a were-panda, and you don't even know it! (Those werewolves themselves are not aware of their own transformation)
Have you seen a panda today?
